2007.12.04 Tue

‘Tis I, the great Zara.

I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but there are no dogs who understand the human being better than I do.

I don’t bark at guests and I even let them see me. When they take me for a walk, I walk slowly for them. They, for some reason, like to have physical contact with us, which I accept, because I know I could gain a lot from it. I’d be happy to lecture those nervous, unsociable, mistrustful dogs on how we can gain a lot from acting nice to people.




My special skill is camouflage (seasonal).

No need to bother wondering what I am doing here.




Another thing I am super good at: the high five.

Wait, wait! Don’t imagine that this is just another high-five. My high five is different. Firstly, I take careful aim at a person’s palm. Then I touch the palm gently – so gently that you might think my pads are made of silk. The secret? I not only touch your palm, but your “heart.”
Thunder gives you rough high fives, but I’d say I’m in a whole other league.

Next time you come to ARK, mention me specifically to the staff. Take me for a walk. Then you will have a chance to experience my elegant, heartfelt high five.

Oh, just one thing before I go. If you don’t intend to become my adopter, you better not see me. Otherwise you will realize that I’m the best house dog around and find me irresistible.